Lets Delve deeper into the psyche of Fraternity Brother #1

Fraternity Brother #1: my mother was tellen me a story from when i was in grade school.....

Fraternity Brother #1: the teacher asked everyone what they wanted to be when they grew up, and everyone said doctor, lawyer, teacher something like that....

Fraternity Brother #1: my answer was, 'i wanted to be a hammock sailsmen in key west'..... and the teacher was concerned that i didnt have the aspirations of others so my mom had to be brought in for a conference

Fraternity Brother #1: to this day my mom doesnt understand where at the young age i had learned about key west, but i was an odd kid

Fraternity Brother #1: her favorite story to tell of me is from kindgergarden another parent teacher conference that was called. we were all coloring in class, and i put my crayons down. and walked over to her desk and took her newspaper and sat down and started looking at it. clearly i didnt know how to read at the age of 5, but i was just looking at it.....

Fraternity Brother #1: the teacher came over and asked what i was doing and why wasnt i coloring. and she said i put the paper down in a huff, like she was bothering me and said, 'lets be honest. coloring and staying the line won't help me get in a good college. clearly more can be learned from reading a newspaper then from coloring goofy.' and i picked the paper up and started reading/looking at it.

Fraternity Brother #1: so my mom had to be brought in because i wasnt following the rest of the class

Fraternity Brother #1: very odd, i think it came from a lot of tv watching

Runner of Blog: I am feeling the movie cocktail was in there some where

Fraternity Brother #1: it was, loved that movie as a kid - totally, i remember watching that flick, commando, rambo, and the terminator over and over as a kid

Runner of Blog: i hope your parents put more love into your sister

Welcome Sensitive Guido Guy

Sensitive Guido Guy: what is your percentage now - avin is in (Referring to my Homecoming Appearance despite my advanced age)

Runner of Blog: i am 100% - because "Buddy not on blog yet" is going to come with me

Sensitive Guido Guy: thats serious

Runner of Blog: and if it sucks he'll drive me home or drive me to a location that doesn't suck

Sensitive Guido Guy: it probably will so lets get wasted quick

Sensitive Guido Guy: u always get chauffered around - how do you do that? your like miss daisy

Runner of Blog: hahahaha

Sensitive Guido Guy: or a mob gangster

Runner of Blog: because people know that i will sit home or sleep on a curb before driving home drunk

Sensitive Guido Guy: you should have buddy drive you in a black lincoln and sit in the back

Runner of Blog: and scream racist things at buddy?

Sensitive Guido Guy: hahahah

MUCH LATER

Runner of Blog: hahahahaha - if it does suck you can leave with me and crash at my condo

Sensitive Guido Guy: that soundsed semi gay

Runner of Blog: really? i meant it in the straightest way

Sensitive Guido Guy: hahah

Runner of Blog: i have 2 different rooms with 2 different beds or 3 walk in closets you can sleep in

Runner of Blog: you could theoretically have 3 doors between us that I would have open up before I cuddled with you

Sensitive Guido Guy: wow

Should I be wondering about Smooth

Runner of Blog: why did u go to the ghetto
Smooth as Sandpaper: i needed 2 get my new cable box
Runner of Blog: how'd it work out? get raped?
Smooth as Sandpaper: i did notice this 1 thug staring at my ass as i wuz walking, but i guess he got over it
Runner of Blog: thats great
Smooth as Sandpaper: i don't kno if i should b happy that he didn't try 2 rape me, or sad at the fact that my ass wasn't good enough 4 him
Smooth as Sandpaper: haha
Runner of Blog: i was thinking that exact same thing, but didn't want the conversation to get weird
Smooth as Sandpaper: most of sour conversations do get weird
Smooth as Sandpaper: so y stop now
Runner of Blog: its true - i bet your jeans weren't tight enough
Smooth as Sandpaper: sux

Tall Blonde From Home is a Hick

Tall Blonde From Home: so did i tell you that our neighbors want to get alpacas???
Runner of Blog: alpacas? what is that
Tall Blonde From Home: theyre like llamas
Runner of Blog: HAHAHAHAH serious?
Tall Blonde From Home: serious as a hearattack
Tall Blonde From Home: people are effing nuts
Runner of Blog: that is incredible
Runner of Blog: do they make noise? can you ride them!?!?!
Tall Blonde From Home: I think so
Runner of Blog: cause that would be fucking bad ass
Runner of Blog: if you could ride around your property
Tall Blonde From Home: its going to play out like napolean dynamite
Tall Blonde From Home: "tina eat your ham"
Runner of Blog: hahaha imagine coming home
Runner of Blog: and he is riding the fucking thing
Runner of Blog: all over you hard
Tall Blonde From Home: hahahaha
Runner of Blog: yard
Runner of Blog: larry smacking its ass to go faster
Tall Blonde From Home: oyy the vision of that is just terrible
Tall Blonde From Home: he needs to be wearing his john deere hat while riding too
Runner of Blog: hahahahahahaha
Runner of Blog: straw hanging out of his mouth
Tall Blonde From Home: natty ice in hand
Tall Blonde From Home: beef jerky hanging out of his pocket
Runner of Blog: hjahhahahahahha with natty ice
Tall Blonde From Home: and it needs to be piss warm

Weird Friend AGAIN

Weird Friend who signs online to make fun of me: WHY DO YOU LOVE BALLS SO MUCH
Weird Friend is offline

Random Comments about a great show - Biggest Loser

Runner of Blog is a HUGE (pun intended) fan of the Biggest Loser - probably one of the best TV Shows ever thought of....

So I shared my thoughts with the usual crowd and got their thoughts:

Explanation of where this entry came from:

Runner of Blog: i have the fatty show tonight, so pumped

Runner of Blog: i love watching them cry and blubber

Fraternity Brother #1: whats the fatty show?

Runner of Blog: Biggest Loser

Fraternity Brother #1: hahahaha, i never have watched it

Runner of Blog: WATCH IT TONIGHT

Fraternity Brother #1: eh, im not big on reality tv

Runner of Blog: dude they cry about how hard it is to be fat

Runner of Blog: its freaking awesome and then those that kicked off - you know are doomed to be fat

Random Comments:

Fraternity Brother #1: that part i would love, 'you dont understand it's a disease!' sob sob sob 'at least when youre a drug addict you can stop altogether, but with food you still need it to live' sob sob sob

Runner of Blog: HOLY SHIT - i heard that like 40 times last season
Runner of Blog: they all blubber together
Runner of Blog: its awesome
Fraternity Brother #1: hahahahahahahahahaha thats what true fatties are, whining excuse makers
Fraternity Brother #1: how bout this, heres my diet plan for them, dont eat a box of twinkies in a sitting
Fraternity Brother #1: i love when they claim they didnt know fast food could be so bad for you
Fraternity Brother #1: you mean a bucket of fried chicken for dinner can make me gain weight? liar!

Tall Blonde from Home: this is a genetic condition and has nothing to do with the two double whoppers i polished off for breakfast damn it

Runner of Blog: Blame their emotional difficulty on their fat ass - not the box of cookies they just finished

Tall Blonde from Home: im saving up for gastric bypass...so in the mean time why dont you work on passing me some fudge brownies biatch

My friends understand me!

Tall Blonde Friend from Home: so whats on the agenda for the weekend
Runner of Blog: gf is going to pa so I think i am going to try and stay in on friday
Runner of Blog: i will most likely fail
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: hahha - yeah i would have to vote you on our post college superlative....most likely to drink even though i say im quitting
Runner of Blog: lol
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: you have great fundamentals in terms of being healthy
Tall Blonde Friend from Homee: i just feel like you are easily swayed by the man though
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: like the occasional beer commercial
Runner of Blog: SO EASY
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: by wednesday of each week i almost believe that you're turning a corner... that the healthy weirdo website tha tyou constantly reference is actually inspiring you
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: and then monday comes....and shit has hit the fan
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: so its back to the website again
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: vicious cycle my friend
Runner of Blog: hahahaha IT HAS BEEN ROUGH
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: apparently, but dont worry - my faith in you wont falter
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: ill still keep on believing in you monday through wednesday
Runner of Blog: it just sucks
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: dont get down on yourself, you still have your incredible abilty to pound a beer
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: thats a talent that just shouldnt be tossed aside in lieu of a healthy liver
Runner of Blog: a tear is rolling down my cheek

Yet another odd conversation with Weird Friend

Weird Friend: MURDEROUS THOUGHTS FILL MY MIND
Runner of the Blog: suicide is the only answer for you
Weird Friend THE RAGE I HAVE FILLS MY DESIRE TO KILL OTHERS
Weird Friend: WITH MY BARE HANDS
Runner of the Blog who could you possibly kill with those pretty manicured hands
Weird Friend: ive killed before
Runner of the Blog: you don't even eat meat - you vegetarian fag
Weird Friend: you are more gay..than richard simmons thats how much you love dicks
Weird Friend: obese schlongs
[13:59] Meebo Message: Weird Friend is offline
[14:49] Meebo Message: Weird Friend is online[14:49]
Weird Friend: YOUR DEAD MEAT
Runner of the Blog: why the anger? does your daddy touch you at work
Weird Friend: of course thats how you think
Weird Friend: the apple doesnt fall far from the tree..with your fathers dog raping charges and all
Weird Friend: its clear that you are a troubled youth..maybe you should try what owen wilson has
Weird Friend: huge homo
Meebo Message: Weird Friend is offline

Fraterinty Brother Teaches me the way

Fraternity Brother #1: for our meeting yesterday they had pizza delivered plenty leftover so ill hit that up
Fraternity Brother #1 cold pizza rules
Runner of the Blog: not a huge fan of cold pizza
Fraternity Borther #1: cause youre not a real man
Runner of the Blog: wow thats rough
Runner of the Blog: i'll eat it., but i don't think it rules
Fraternity Brother #1: people who like cold pizza cant be gay, thats the one thing that differs straights from gays
Runner of the Blog: i thought it was the cock in the ass
Fraternity Brother #1: common misconception

Weird friend Gives me a chance to respond and I failed everyone who reads this blog!

12:11] Werid friend who signs online only to make fun of me: HUGE FAG

[12:58] Meebo Message: Weird Friend who signs online only to make fun of me is offline

DAMN MEETING

Smooth as Sandpaper really impresses me with his Movie Prowess

Runner of Blog: u suck

Smooth as Sandpaper: wow - y do i suck?

Runner of the Blog: general attitude towards people

Smooth as Sandpaper: hmm, did i do something specifically to you?

Runner of the Blog: nope - lets go quail hunting

Smooth as Sandpaper: u go hunting, i'll just eat wut u catch...i want the grub worm population to grow

Runner of the Blog: haahahaha wow

Runner of the Blog: i sincerly respect the responst

My Dog Gets a New Name

The Fiance: The Dog's new nickname is lightning
Runner of the Blog: ummm really
The Fiance: YUP
Runner of Blog: why
The Fiance: cause when i throw her toy she coems back like lightning before i even knew she left
Runner of Blog: wow, her legs are the size of toothpicks
Runner of Blog: height wise - they are literally the size of small toothpicks

Note: My dog is 4 pounds - LITERALLY 4 she weighs less than a gallon of water and the Fiance wants to name it Lightening when in reality it is named after a princess from a disney movie!

A little into my political view! Ignore the piss poor joke about the caveman

22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat

THIS IS NOT SO HARD -- EVEN A CAVE MAN CAN DO IT...

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and mangers scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."

Ready to vote???

Despite my absence Weird Kid is still at it!

[16:02] Weird Kid who signs online just to make fun of me: COCK LOVER

[16:05] Meebo Message: Weird Kid who signs online just to make fun of me is offline

Who wants to know this information?

Fraternity Brother #1t: yesterday was odd, that time never came
Runner of Blog: wow very odd
Runner of Blog: you are a pretty regular kid
Fraternity Brother #1: like clockwork
Fraternity Brother #1: good for at least 2 most of the time 3 times a day
Runner of Blog: wow
Runner of Blog: 3 good times a day is freaking impressive
Fraternity Brother #1: you would think id be skinny with a system like that
Runner of Blog: i know who u are at heart
Runner of Blog: and its not a skinny kid
Fraternity Brother #1: no shot

Fraternity Brother #1 Has mad Problems

Runner of Blog: alright i am done at the coal mines
Fraternity Brother #1: at least its not a utah mine
Runner of Blog: see its statements like that
Runner of Blog: which get you into trouble
Fraternity Brother #1: trouble with whom?
Runner of Blog: God

People in my life have no compassion

Runner of Blog: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2983121
Runner of Blog: the pain
The Fiance: sorry dear, your quarterback was a dick
Runner of Blog: YOU BEST HAVE SOME COMPASSION or i will beat u tonight
The Fiance: a beating it is!
Runner of Blog: shit this means i have to get a new jersey
The Fiance: lol thats fun
Runner of Blog: can't even get my second fav player since he left to go to seattle this year
The Fiance:
The Fiance: oh no
Runner of Blog: I think i'll go with Hall (star CB)
The Fiance: if they have a jersey fo rhim...
The Fiance: my shirt doesn't have a name right?
Runner of Blog: Hall is abig star
The Fiance: a "big star" lol
The Fiance: neat you tool
Runner of Blog: I keep getting IMs, and texts from people
Runner of Blog: doesn't anyone work

Runner of Blog is an Ass - not funny just wanna share

Runner of Blog: Yo first time ever - i ran out of gas
Fraternity Brother #1: how does that happen
Runner of Blog: i pushed a tad too far and the computer lied to me (said I had 32 miles to go)
Fraternity Brother #1: what did you end up having to do?
Runner of Blog: push it up a large hill with the 2 coworkers I was with - then walked back to the office with them
Runner of Blog: hahahah
Runner of Blog: get the other kid's car then go to lunch then stop at an auto store
Fraternity Brother #1: hahahahahahaha what a dummy, i hope they hate you now
Runner of Blog: Had to get a gas can - THE FUCKING GAS STATION ACROSS FROM THE DEAD CAR DIDN"T HAVE A GAS CAN!!!!!!!!! they said that they only had to buy so i said charge me whatever and then they said no more in stock!
Runner of Blog: I also bought a little fuel injector cleaner as an apology to my baby)
Runner of Blog: then took my .7 or ,8 gallons put it in the car then drove to the gas station
Runner of Blog: and filled up the fucker
Runner of Blog: it took in 17.2 gallons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus the .7 or .8!!!!!!
Runner of Blog: I WAS FUCKING DRY

New Career Choice for Tall Blonde

Tall Blonde from Home: Husband had the nerve to tell me that i should be the beverage girl!!!!!
Runner of Blog: hahahahaha - that would be sweet
Tall Blonde from Home: riiiiiiight I'm a LITTLE too ld to be a beverage girl
Runner of Blog: beer wench
Tall Blonde from Home: hahahah
Tall Blonde from Home: classy
Runner of Blog: i can throw empty beer cans at you and scream "get me more, beer wench"
Tall Blonde from Home: god that sounds like a bad movie
Runner of Blog: sounds like the best movie ever
Runner of Blog: it will be so bad ass they'll make a movie out of it - Beer Wench the musical
Tall Blonde from Home: omg
Tall Blonde from Homee: and i should wear one of those german beer wench outfits
Runner of Blog: EXACTLY what i am saying with "liderhosen"
Tall Blonde from Home: braids heck yeah
Runner of Blog: i am a fucking genius
Tall Blonde from Home: lol
Tall Blonde from Home: wonder who could mentor me on that one
Runner of Blog: THE FIANCE lol jk
Tall Blonde from Home: hahhahahaha
Runner of Blog: i've been throwing beer at her for years now
Tall Blonde from Home: and shes such a good sport about it - its a good thing youre marrying her
Runner of Blog: not sure what would go down if i really winged a beer at her, however, I am pretty sure you'd have a weekend free next June

Science Teacher Friend needs Motivation

Runner of Blog: how cool was that article i sent u

REFERRING TO AN ARTICLE ABOUT SOME MINORITY KID INVENTING A BATTERY MADE WITH BACTERIA FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT

Tall Science Teacher Friend: i was really cool
Runner of Blog: dude lets do it - we can start our own brand of batteries
Tall Science Teacher Friend: sounds good to me
Runner of Blog: lets just jack the idea
Runner of Blog: The battery can be called "COMBO OF OUR REAL NAMES"
Tall Science Teacher Friend: you getting the suppleis?
Runner of Blog: you get the bacteria! embezzle it from the school
Runner of Blog: i am already cutting costs
Tall Science Teacher Friend: we need to figure out the type of bacteria needed
Runner of Blog: shouldn't be difficult google Bateria
Tall Science Teacher Friend: just leave everything in your fridge for too long and then we can test the bacteria we need to test all different ones
Runner of Blog: shouldn't you know this already
Tall Science Teacher Friend: i never studies bacteria....sorry
Runner of Blog: this will allow us never to work again! we can grow big, get into a fight, and sell our shares to a larger company and talk shit about each other in our mansions
Tall Science Teacher Friend: sounds like a dream plan
Runner of Blog: sweet
Runner of Blog: then reconnect at like 83
Tall Science Teacher Friend: i would rather it happen around 75