Tall Blonde has daddy issues

Tall Blonde from Home: i remember the day my dad found the funnel i made
Tall Blonde from Home: he looked so pissed
Tall Blonde from Home: and then he turns and says....
Tall Blonde from Home: ((in a great big grissly bear voice)) "youre not thinking of drinking my good beer (that you stole) out of that thing...are you? Cause that would be wasting good beer)
Tall Blonde from Home: coolest dad comment ever
Runner of Blog: WOW
Tall Blonde from Home: it was classic really
Runner of Blog: that is amazing, but i am not sure it was good as when my dad told me my mom was greek by injection
Tall Blonde from Home: hahahahahahah[
Runner of Blog: akward
Tall Blonde from Home: no kidding
Tall Blonde from Home: ive had awkward moment with papa shigo too
Tall Blonde from Home: i was so wasted once that i took a shower with my clothes on...and proceed to step out and get my foot stuck in the toliet bowl
Tall Blonde from Home: and jen was reacting so loud that my dad came up to see what was wrong and poor papa shigo had to pull my foot out of the toliet
Tall Blonde from Home: and just looks and me and says "we wont be telling your mother about this...ok?"

I have no idea who Tall Blonde From Home is

Tall Blonde From Home: the neighbors will think im wicked intellectual

Runner of Blog: F U

Runner of Blog: who the hell do you think you are using wicked in a conversation

Runner of Blog: YOU ARE FROM NEW YORK

Tall Blonde From Home: hahhahahahah

Runner of Blog: MY LORD I am so dissapointed in you

Tall Blonde From Home: ive adopted my foreign tongue

Tall Blonde From Home: well i have to admit it was hard to let go of, but dropping FUCKEN in business meetings is just not affective

Tall Blonde From Home: i figure wicked is a distance more polite cousin

Tall Blonde From Home has some real problems with those that aren't as tall as her

Tall Blonde From Home: so somehow on nye i ended up with a massive bruise on my thigh
Tall Blonde From Home: it even hurts when i walk
Tall Blonde From Home: i hate when i dont remember those tihngs happening
Runner of Blog: HAHAHAHAHAH those are the worst
Runner of Blog: cause you question who you are or think you are
Tall Blonde From Home: oh totally or where i was for that matter
Tall Blonde From Home: im pretty sure that i was standing up most of the night, so unless i walked into a piece of furniture...im totally stumped
Runner of Blog: maybe some midget came in and fucking jumped kicked your ass
Tall Blonde From Home: yeah....thats what happened
Tall Blonde From Home: it must have been the same midgit thta broke one of my good champagne glasses
Runner of Blog: son of a bitch small person
Tall Blonde From Home: i hate small people
Tall Blonde From Home: what a waste of sperm
Runner of Blog: WOW
Tall Blonde From Home: yeah i went there
Runner of Blog: incredible