Acronyms can be Scary

Girl whose Identity should be protected: how you livin?
Runner of Blog: not too bad
Girl whose Identity should be protected: same
Girl whose Identity should be protected: just tired
Girl whose Identity should be protected: have the mother in law staying with me tonight
Girl whose Identity should be protected: she wants to hang out
Runner of Blog: hahahah nice
Girl whose Identity should be protected: yeah its exactly what im looking forward to when im tired and bitchy from pmsing
Runner of Blog: our relationship isn't there
Girl whose Identity should be protected: does the term pms scare you?
Girl whose Identity should be protected: they're letters for god sake
Runner of Blog: THEY ARE NOT JUST LETTERS
Runner of Blog: thats like saying - USA - are just letters
Runner of Blog: or WMD
Runner of Blog: or TNT
Runner of Blog: they stand for something
Runner of Blog: something bigger than the letters - something scarier
Girl whose Identity should be protected: OMG
Runner of Blog: you have known me for approximately 15 years
Runner of Blog: is this conversation a shock to you
Girl whose Identity should be protected: STD
Girl whose Identity should be protected: PMS
Runner of Blog: ooo STD is a good one
Runner of Blog: AIDS
Runner of Blog: just letters!?? My ass
Girl whose Identity should be protected: the HIV
Girl whose Identity should be protected: RIP
Girl whose Identity should be protected: IRS
Girl whose Identity should be protected: am i really freaking you out now?
Runner of Blog: in conclusion PMS sucks

More evidence against Life Insurance Queen

Runner of Blog: what up buddy
Life Insurance Queen: i just saw the most amazing thing
Runner of Blog: midget fucking a porn star?
Life Insurance Queen: this 11 year old chinese kid on the Ellen Degeneres show just played the hardest song on the most advanced level of guitar hero, and just kicked its ass
Runner of Blog: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Runner of Blog: stop watching ellen
Runner of Blog: fag

Please provide a witty title in the comments section

Runner of Blog: i'll be out at 830 to 930 i think, but home after that and before that
Glass Selling Jew: sounds kinda shady - what exactly will you be doing between 830 and 930?
Runner of Blog: krav maga
Glass Selling Jew: ahh
Glass Selling Jew: ok ok
Runner of Blog: hahahah
Runner of Blog: thats ok?
Glass Selling Jew: i guess
Runner of Blog: cause its Iserali? huh
Glass Selling Jew: yes
Glass Selling Jew: jews are smart
Glass Selling Jew: and they kick ass
Glass Selling Jew: ive always told u that u were pretty much a jew
Glass Selling Jew: this is, like exhibit Q
Runner of Blog: lol
Runner of Blog: what is exhibit F?
Glass Selling Jew: lawyer
Runner of Blog: Exhibit L?
Glass Selling Jew: u live in Syosset
Runner of Blog: fuck
Runner of Blog: c?
Glass Selling Jew: shitload of Jewish friends
Runner of Blog: B?
Glass Selling Jew: u deal in wealth preservation
Glass Selling Jew: ie- handling ppls money
Runner of Blog: Damn it
Runner of Blog: I am going to have to oppose your argument
Runner of Blog: Exhibit "A" certain atomoical features (I mean Size but he didn't get it)
Runner of Blog: Exhibit "B" Fan of jesus
Glass Selling Jew: im pretty sure that Evan is even a Jewish name
Glass Selling Jew: having your foreskin does make u less Jewish, ur overwhelming compensation in all other areas make up for it
Glass Selling Jew: (this is an assumption)
Glass Selling Jew: lol
Runner of Blog: lol
Runner of Blog: i don't have foreskin! i was talking about size weirdo
Glass Selling Jew: haha ok
Glass Selling Jew: so u were circumcised
Glass Selling Jew: that would actually be exhibit A
Runner of Blog: most people are circumcised
Glass Selling Jew: Really? I think this just further tips the scales toward Jewdom