Tall Blonde From Home is a Hick

Tall Blonde From Home: so did i tell you that our neighbors want to get alpacas???
Runner of Blog: alpacas? what is that
Tall Blonde From Home: theyre like llamas
Runner of Blog: HAHAHAHAH serious?
Tall Blonde From Home: serious as a hearattack
Tall Blonde From Home: people are effing nuts
Runner of Blog: that is incredible
Runner of Blog: do they make noise? can you ride them!?!?!
Tall Blonde From Home: I think so
Runner of Blog: cause that would be fucking bad ass
Runner of Blog: if you could ride around your property
Tall Blonde From Home: its going to play out like napolean dynamite
Tall Blonde From Home: "tina eat your ham"
Runner of Blog: hahaha imagine coming home
Runner of Blog: and he is riding the fucking thing
Runner of Blog: all over you hard
Tall Blonde From Home: hahahaha
Runner of Blog: yard
Runner of Blog: larry smacking its ass to go faster
Tall Blonde From Home: oyy the vision of that is just terrible
Tall Blonde From Home: he needs to be wearing his john deere hat while riding too
Runner of Blog: hahahahahahaha
Runner of Blog: straw hanging out of his mouth
Tall Blonde From Home: natty ice in hand
Tall Blonde From Home: beef jerky hanging out of his pocket
Runner of Blog: hjahhahahahahha with natty ice
Tall Blonde From Home: and it needs to be piss warm

Weird Friend AGAIN

Weird Friend who signs online to make fun of me: WHY DO YOU LOVE BALLS SO MUCH
Weird Friend is offline

Random Comments about a great show - Biggest Loser

Runner of Blog is a HUGE (pun intended) fan of the Biggest Loser - probably one of the best TV Shows ever thought of....

So I shared my thoughts with the usual crowd and got their thoughts:

Explanation of where this entry came from:

Runner of Blog: i have the fatty show tonight, so pumped

Runner of Blog: i love watching them cry and blubber

Fraternity Brother #1: whats the fatty show?

Runner of Blog: Biggest Loser

Fraternity Brother #1: hahahaha, i never have watched it

Runner of Blog: WATCH IT TONIGHT

Fraternity Brother #1: eh, im not big on reality tv

Runner of Blog: dude they cry about how hard it is to be fat

Runner of Blog: its freaking awesome and then those that kicked off - you know are doomed to be fat

Random Comments:

Fraternity Brother #1: that part i would love, 'you dont understand it's a disease!' sob sob sob 'at least when youre a drug addict you can stop altogether, but with food you still need it to live' sob sob sob

Runner of Blog: HOLY SHIT - i heard that like 40 times last season
Runner of Blog: they all blubber together
Runner of Blog: its awesome
Fraternity Brother #1: hahahahahahahahahaha thats what true fatties are, whining excuse makers
Fraternity Brother #1: how bout this, heres my diet plan for them, dont eat a box of twinkies in a sitting
Fraternity Brother #1: i love when they claim they didnt know fast food could be so bad for you
Fraternity Brother #1: you mean a bucket of fried chicken for dinner can make me gain weight? liar!

Tall Blonde from Home: this is a genetic condition and has nothing to do with the two double whoppers i polished off for breakfast damn it

Runner of Blog: Blame their emotional difficulty on their fat ass - not the box of cookies they just finished

Tall Blonde from Home: im saving up for gastric bypass...so in the mean time why dont you work on passing me some fudge brownies biatch

My friends understand me!

Tall Blonde Friend from Home: so whats on the agenda for the weekend
Runner of Blog: gf is going to pa so I think i am going to try and stay in on friday
Runner of Blog: i will most likely fail
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: hahha - yeah i would have to vote you on our post college superlative....most likely to drink even though i say im quitting
Runner of Blog: lol
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: you have great fundamentals in terms of being healthy
Tall Blonde Friend from Homee: i just feel like you are easily swayed by the man though
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: like the occasional beer commercial
Runner of Blog: SO EASY
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: by wednesday of each week i almost believe that you're turning a corner... that the healthy weirdo website tha tyou constantly reference is actually inspiring you
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: and then monday comes....and shit has hit the fan
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: so its back to the website again
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: vicious cycle my friend
Runner of Blog: hahahaha IT HAS BEEN ROUGH
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: apparently, but dont worry - my faith in you wont falter
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: ill still keep on believing in you monday through wednesday
Runner of Blog: it just sucks
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: dont get down on yourself, you still have your incredible abilty to pound a beer
Tall Blonde Friend from Home: thats a talent that just shouldnt be tossed aside in lieu of a healthy liver
Runner of Blog: a tear is rolling down my cheek