Friday, August 31, 2007

Yet another odd conversation with Weird Friend

Runner of the Blog: suicide is the only answer for you
Runner of the Blog who could you possibly kill with those pretty manicured hands
Weird Friend: ive killed before
Runner of the Blog: you don't even eat meat - you vegetarian fag
Weird Friend: you are more gay..than richard simmons thats how much you love dicks
Weird Friend: obese schlongs
[13:59] Meebo Message: Weird Friend is offline
[14:49] Meebo Message: Weird Friend is online[14:49]
Weird Friend: YOUR DEAD MEAT
Runner of the Blog: why the anger? does your daddy touch you at work
Weird Friend: of course thats how you think
Weird Friend: the apple doesnt fall far from the tree..with your fathers dog raping charges and all
Weird Friend: its clear that you are a troubled youth..maybe you should try what owen wilson has
Weird Friend: huge homo
Meebo Message: Weird Friend is offline

Fraterinty Brother Teaches me the way

Fraternity Brother #1: for our meeting yesterday they had pizza delivered plenty leftover so ill hit that up
Fraternity Brother #1 cold pizza rules
Runner of the Blog: not a huge fan of cold pizza
Fraternity Borther #1: cause youre not a real man
Runner of the Blog: wow thats rough
Runner of the Blog: i'll eat it., but i don't think it rules
Fraternity Brother #1: people who like cold pizza cant be gay, thats the one thing that differs straights from gays
Runner of the Blog: i thought it was the cock in the ass
Fraternity Brother #1: common misconception

Weird friend Gives me a chance to respond and I failed everyone who reads this blog!

12:11] Werid friend who signs online only to make fun of me: HUGE FAG

[12:58] Meebo Message: Weird Friend who signs online only to make fun of me is offline


Smooth as Sandpaper really impresses me with his Movie Prowess

Runner of Blog: u suck

Smooth as Sandpaper: wow - y do i suck?

Runner of the Blog: general attitude towards people

Smooth as Sandpaper: hmm, did i do something specifically to you?

Runner of the Blog: nope - lets go quail hunting

Smooth as Sandpaper: u go hunting, i'll just eat wut u catch...i want the grub worm population to grow

Runner of the Blog: haahahaha wow

Runner of the Blog: i sincerly respect the responst

My Dog Gets a New Name

The Fiance: The Dog's new nickname is lightning
Runner of the Blog: ummm really
The Fiance: YUP
Runner of Blog: why
The Fiance: cause when i throw her toy she coems back like lightning before i even knew she left
Runner of Blog: wow, her legs are the size of toothpicks
Runner of Blog: height wise - they are literally the size of small toothpicks

Note: My dog is 4 pounds - LITERALLY 4 she weighs less than a gallon of water and the Fiance wants to name it Lightening when in reality it is named after a princess from a disney movie!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

A little into my political view! Ignore the piss poor joke about the caveman

22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and mangers scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
Ready to vote???

Despite my absence Weird Kid is still at it!

[16:02] Weird Kid who signs online just to make fun of me: COCK LOVER

[16:05] Meebo Message: Weird Kid who signs online just to make fun of me is offline

Who wants to know this information?

Fraternity Brother #1t: yesterday was odd, that time never came
Runner of Blog: wow very odd
Runner of Blog: you are a pretty regular kid
Fraternity Brother #1: like clockwork
Fraternity Brother #1: good for at least 2 most of the time 3 times a day
Runner of Blog: wow
Runner of Blog: 3 good times a day is freaking impressive
Fraternity Brother #1: you would think id be skinny with a system like that
Runner of Blog: i know who u are at heart
Runner of Blog: and its not a skinny kid
Fraternity Brother #1: no shot

Fraternity Brother #1 Has mad Problems

Runner of Blog: alright i am done at the coal mines
Fraternity Brother #1: at least its not a utah mine
Runner of Blog: see its statements like that
Runner of Blog: which get you into trouble
Fraternity Brother #1: trouble with whom?
Runner of Blog: God

People in my life have no compassion

Runner of Blog:
Runner of Blog: the pain
The Fiance: sorry dear, your quarterback was a dick
Runner of Blog: YOU BEST HAVE SOME COMPASSION or i will beat u tonight
The Fiance: a beating it is!
Runner of Blog: shit this means i have to get a new jersey
The Fiance: lol thats fun
Runner of Blog: can't even get my second fav player since he left to go to seattle this year
The Fiance:
The Fiance: oh no
Runner of Blog: I think i'll go with Hall (star CB)
The Fiance: if they have a jersey fo rhim...
The Fiance: my shirt doesn't have a name right?
Runner of Blog: Hall is abig star
The Fiance: a "big star" lol
The Fiance: neat you tool
Runner of Blog: I keep getting IMs, and texts from people
Runner of Blog: doesn't anyone work

Runner of Blog is an Ass - not funny just wanna share

Runner of Blog: Yo first time ever - i ran out of gas
Fraternity Brother #1: how does that happen
Runner of Blog: i pushed a tad too far and the computer lied to me (said I had 32 miles to go)
Fraternity Brother #1: what did you end up having to do?
Runner of Blog: push it up a large hill with the 2 coworkers I was with - then walked back to the office with them
Runner of Blog: hahahah
Runner of Blog: get the other kid's car then go to lunch then stop at an auto store
Fraternity Brother #1: hahahahahahaha what a dummy, i hope they hate you now
Runner of Blog: Had to get a gas can - THE FUCKING GAS STATION ACROSS FROM THE DEAD CAR DIDN"T HAVE A GAS CAN!!!!!!!!! they said that they only had to buy so i said charge me whatever and then they said no more in stock!
Runner of Blog: I also bought a little fuel injector cleaner as an apology to my baby)
Runner of Blog: then took my .7 or ,8 gallons put it in the car then drove to the gas station
Runner of Blog: and filled up the fucker
Runner of Blog: it took in 17.2 gallons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus the .7 or .8!!!!!!
Runner of Blog: I WAS FUCKING DRY

Thursday, August 2, 2007

New Career Choice for Tall Blonde

Tall Blonde from Home: Husband had the nerve to tell me that i should be the beverage girl!!!!!
Runner of Blog: hahahahaha - that would be sweet
Tall Blonde from Home: riiiiiiight I'm a LITTLE too ld to be a beverage girl
Runner of Blog: beer wench
Tall Blonde from Home: hahahah
Tall Blonde from Home: classy
Runner of Blog: i can throw empty beer cans at you and scream "get me more, beer wench"
Tall Blonde from Home: god that sounds like a bad movie
Runner of Blog: sounds like the best movie ever
Runner of Blog: it will be so bad ass they'll make a movie out of it - Beer Wench the musical
Tall Blonde from Home: omg
Tall Blonde from Homee: and i should wear one of those german beer wench outfits
Runner of Blog: EXACTLY what i am saying with "liderhosen"
Tall Blonde from Home: braids heck yeah
Runner of Blog: i am a fucking genius
Tall Blonde from Home: lol
Tall Blonde from Home: wonder who could mentor me on that one
Runner of Blog: THE FIANCE lol jk
Tall Blonde from Home: hahhahahaha
Runner of Blog: i've been throwing beer at her for years now
Tall Blonde from Home: and shes such a good sport about it - its a good thing youre marrying her
Runner of Blog: not sure what would go down if i really winged a beer at her, however, I am pretty sure you'd have a weekend free next June

Science Teacher Friend needs Motivation

Runner of Blog: how cool was that article i sent u


Tall Science Teacher Friend: i was really cool
Runner of Blog: dude lets do it - we can start our own brand of batteries
Tall Science Teacher Friend: sounds good to me
Runner of Blog: lets just jack the idea
Runner of Blog: The battery can be called "COMBO OF OUR REAL NAMES"
Tall Science Teacher Friend: you getting the suppleis?
Runner of Blog: you get the bacteria! embezzle it from the school
Runner of Blog: i am already cutting costs
Tall Science Teacher Friend: we need to figure out the type of bacteria needed
Runner of Blog: shouldn't be difficult google Bateria
Tall Science Teacher Friend: just leave everything in your fridge for too long and then we can test the bacteria we need to test all different ones
Runner of Blog: shouldn't you know this already
Tall Science Teacher Friend: i never studies bacteria....sorry
Runner of Blog: this will allow us never to work again! we can grow big, get into a fight, and sell our shares to a larger company and talk shit about each other in our mansions
Tall Science Teacher Friend: sounds like a dream plan
Runner of Blog: sweet
Runner of Blog: then reconnect at like 83
Tall Science Teacher Friend: i would rather it happen around 75