I have no idea who Tall Blonde From Home is

Tall Blonde From Home: the neighbors will think im wicked intellectual

Runner of Blog: F U

Runner of Blog: who the hell do you think you are using wicked in a conversation

Runner of Blog: YOU ARE FROM NEW YORK

Tall Blonde From Home: hahhahahahah

Runner of Blog: MY LORD I am so dissapointed in you

Tall Blonde From Home: ive adopted my foreign tongue

Tall Blonde From Home: well i have to admit it was hard to let go of, but dropping FUCKEN in business meetings is just not affective

Tall Blonde From Home: i figure wicked is a distance more polite cousin

Tall Blonde From Home has some real problems with those that aren't as tall as her

Tall Blonde From Home: so somehow on nye i ended up with a massive bruise on my thigh
Tall Blonde From Home: it even hurts when i walk
Tall Blonde From Home: i hate when i dont remember those tihngs happening
Runner of Blog: HAHAHAHAHAH those are the worst
Runner of Blog: cause you question who you are or think you are
Tall Blonde From Home: oh totally or where i was for that matter
Tall Blonde From Home: im pretty sure that i was standing up most of the night, so unless i walked into a piece of furniture...im totally stumped
Runner of Blog: maybe some midget came in and fucking jumped kicked your ass
Tall Blonde From Home: yeah....thats what happened
Tall Blonde From Home: it must have been the same midgit thta broke one of my good champagne glasses
Runner of Blog: son of a bitch small person
Tall Blonde From Home: i hate small people
Tall Blonde From Home: what a waste of sperm
Runner of Blog: WOW
Tall Blonde From Home: yeah i went there
Runner of Blog: incredible

My buddy needs a new his priorities checked!

Life Insurance Queen: so i got a late present last night in the mail - to me...from me
Runner of Blog: russian mail order bride?
Life Insurance Queen: hahah almost better
Runner of Blog: REALLY?!
Life Insurance Queen: new blackberry curve
Runner of Blog: ummmm thats better?
Life Insurance Queen: i said ALMOST
Runner of Blog: really? almost
Life Insurance Queen: well i weighed out the pros and cons to everything....upsides - curve is just fuckin cool v. having a permanent sex slave....downsides - curve can break v. bride can give me climidia
Runner of Blog: SEX SLAVE WINS you idiot
Life Insurance Queen: yes, moron....that's why curve ALMOST won....not by a stretch though
Life Insurance Queen: lemme ask you this - if i were to say, wii or ps3...how would that fair?
Runner of Blog: is THE Fiance ok with the mail order bride?
Life Insurance Queen: maybe??
Runner of Blog: well that makes a HUGE difference in my analysis
Runner of Blog: if Jen is ok with me having a sex slave and not giving me shit about a random russian broad in the closet there would be a different analysis
Life Insurance Queen: well you completely ruined all excitement i had about this blackberryLife
Insurance Queen: im going to go curl up into a ball and play brickbreaker
Runner of Blog: yeah sounds much better than having sex and then beating your russian mail order chick
Life Insurance Queen: THAT'S IT!, I'm throwing this piece of shit in the garbage!!!!!!
Runner of Blog: first make a call
Runner of Blog: to RUSSIA

DAYS LATER
Life Insurance Queen: so i returned the curve already...svetlana will be arriving next tuesday