Friday, April 27, 2007

Joys of Medical Profession

[11:30] Runner of Blog: what up doctor
[11:30] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: work work and more work
[11:30] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: and some more
[11:30] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: hows it going
[11:30] Runner of Blog: not too bad
[11:30] Runner of Blog: and wahhhhh wahhhhhhh
[11:32] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: did i tell u how lovely my weekend was
[11:32] Runner of Blog: nope!
[11:32] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: lets put it this way i have completely suppressed it mentally and emotionally
[11:32] Runner of Blog: does it involve alcohol, a few midgets, and drugs
[11:32] Runner of Blog: what happened
[11:32] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: i had to do a complete vaginal exam on a big fat black woman
[11:33] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: on sunday
[11:33] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: holding back the puke
[11:33] Runner of Blog: THAT SUCKS WOW
[11:33]Wanna be Doctor Next Door: was not an easy task
[11:33] Runner of Blog: did you have to slap her thigh and ride in the wave
[11:33] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: ya
[11:33] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: disgusting
[11:33] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: man
[11:33] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: just disgusting
[11:33] Runner of Blog: it sounds horrible
[11:34] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: putting the speculum in and looking inside was bad, but than lubing up the fingers and putting them in and moving around
[11:34] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: it was just awful RUNNER OF BLOG
[11:34] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: awful
[11:34] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: i thought feeling the guys nads that day was going to be the worst part
[11:34]Wanna be Doctor Next Door: lets put it this way tha twas the best part
[11:35] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: so yea my sunday was just lovely
[11:35] Runner of Blog: i am so naseaus
[11:35] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: if i had to DO IT, than u have to HEAR about it
[11:35] Runner of Blog: i really do feel sick - the speculum thing makes me naseaus
[11:36] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: there was one part
[11:36] Runner of Blog: no hottie coming in huh even then i wouldnt' want to see that
[11:37] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: where im not supposed to wear a glove but touching her pubic hair made me so nautious that i quickly tryed to sneak on another glove until she caught me and say oh no, shes like only one glove on the dominant hand take the other off
[11:37] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: i was like oh god please have mercy
[11:37] Runner of Blog: was she your prof
[11:38] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: she was a model/teacher and i dont mean model like you and I use the term but honestly even on a hot girl, this would still be nasty man
[11:39] Runner of Blog: I am so sick and i just have to listen
[11:41]Wanna be Doctor Next Door: Runner of Blog, the worst part is
[11:41] Wanna be Doctor Next Door: i pay for this and pay alot

2 comments:

Lori said...

I'm pretty sure I just threw up in my own mouth. I have so much respect for my gyno now, it's believable...

Jen said...

Wow, that's a rather gross description of the exam. I am sure this woman loves that fact that her vagina was spoken about on this blog...lol...

ps..i am also with Lori with throwing up in my mouth..lol