Tuesday, July 10, 2007

An Update from Wannabe Doctor Next Door

Wannabe Doctor Next Door: i was on call last night, do u think they let me sleep
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: NO not at all
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: i have to be there at 5 am every morning and every few nights i have to stay up until like 8 am the following day
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: its horrendous and just when u think ur nights over a girl has to go and get shot in the vagina
Runner of Blog: WHAT! shot in the vag?
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: ya no joke
Runner of Blog: that is nuts
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: shot right to the vagina
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: young girl
Runner of Blog: wait I need details
Runner of Blog: what do u mean in the vag? are we talking up or through
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: shoots her in the vajaja lol it went through her labia and also penetrated the rectum i think
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: she needs a colostomy bag for 6 months
Runner of Blog: Through the labia? was she cute?
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: haha i didnt go in to see her cause when i got down to ER there were like 3 other cases including this girl who they found passed out in a motel who is schitzophrenic, depressed, binge drinker, thinks she might be pregnant, has std's, and smokes alot
Runner of Blog: sounds hot
Wannabe Doctor Next Door: and black and blues all over her body, which she says her bf did Runner of Blog: ooo thats not good she is a rat
Wannabe Doctor Next Door hahahahaha

2 comments:

Princess Sparkle Pants said...

Your blog cracks me up. Keep sharing.

Random Thoughts said...

The fact that you are a random person in Georgia makes me happy - by the way Runner of Blog is a HUGE HUGE HUGE fan of the dirty birds...so much so that when they played the giants, bad stuff almost went down and LUCKILY my father (who is old, slow and tad jolly) had to jump a crowd of people to "save" me