13:25] Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: you know what commercial cracks me up?
[13:25] Runner of Blog: go on
Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: its for like a pregnancy test that let's you know like five days after you've had sex if your knocked up or not but the lady in the commercial goes "Imagine knowing your pregnant the moment it happens"
[13:27] Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: like, i picture being in the middle of sex and all of a sudden the girl goes "oh crap....we're in trouble"
[13:27] Runner of Blog: hahahha your sperm has penetrated the defenses
Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: "oh shit, its a boy" then you just like pull out cause you're like "well damn, that ruins it for me"
[13:28] Runner of Blog: wow
[13:29] Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties lie he is 18: yeah like "shit, let me put my finger up there for a minute, maybe i can take it back before it's too far gone"
[13:30] Runner of Blog: catch the fucker!
[13:30] Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: "well should we finish up or should i go get the coat hanger now?"
[13:30] Runner of Blog: why do they have to be mutually exclusive? finish and the coat hanger could be easier to accidentally trip her down a flight of stairs
Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: or you could just leave and stop answering her phone calls and change your address
[13:33] Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: little known fact: My name used to be Brian Chatsworth of Erie, Pennsylvania
Runner of Blog: This conversation has gone too far!
[13:25] Runner of Blog: go on
Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: its for like a pregnancy test that let's you know like five days after you've had sex if your knocked up or not but the lady in the commercial goes "Imagine knowing your pregnant the moment it happens"
[13:27] Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: like, i picture being in the middle of sex and all of a sudden the girl goes "oh crap....we're in trouble"
[13:27] Runner of Blog: hahahha your sperm has penetrated the defenses
Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: "oh shit, its a boy" then you just like pull out cause you're like "well damn, that ruins it for me"
[13:28] Runner of Blog: wow
[13:29] Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties lie he is 18: yeah like "shit, let me put my finger up there for a minute, maybe i can take it back before it's too far gone"
[13:30] Runner of Blog: catch the fucker!
[13:30] Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: "well should we finish up or should i go get the coat hanger now?"
[13:30] Runner of Blog: why do they have to be mutually exclusive? finish and the coat hanger could be easier to accidentally trip her down a flight of stairs
Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: or you could just leave and stop answering her phone calls and change your address
[13:33] Hairy Fraternity Brother who Parties like he is 18: little known fact: My name used to be Brian Chatsworth of Erie, Pennsylvania
Runner of Blog: This conversation has gone too far!
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