Avoid Barbar conversations

Fraternity Brother #1: there ya go. i gotta get a haircut after work, and im in no mood for it

Runner of Blog: then don't go bro

Fraternity Brother #1: no i need too. i just hate sitting in the chair for a half hour having forced conversation

Runner of Blog: my guy no chatting

Fraternity Brother #1: thats amazing

Runner of Blog: it really is nice

Fraternity Brother #1: i love when i get a non chatty person, i dont need to engage in 30 minutes of small talk

Runner of Blog: dude you just have to close your eyes

Fraternity Brother #1: hmmmmmmm an interesting tactic

Runner of Blog: just do it today - get in the chair and shut your eyes

Runner of Blog: if that doesn't work threaten him/her

Fraternity Brother #1: hahahahaha, either that or rub my hand on their thigh as they walk by, and blow them a kiss

Runner of Blog:or rub the sharp edge of a scissor across their skin and ask if they like"it" dangerous

Fraternity Brother #1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA