Mr. Softee for President

Smooth as Sandpaper: just want to let u kno that when i got out of the gym b4, mister softee was waiting 4 me outside

Smooth as Sandpaper: haha couldn't resist

Runner of Blog: hahahahah no one can - its like crack to us fat kids at heart

Smooth as Sandpaper: so fuckin good

Runner of Blog: what did you get

Runner of Blog: HUGE fan of the two-tone cone

Smooth as Sandpaper: single cone, vanilla, choc. sprinkles

Runner of Blog: BAD ASS i would have went with chocolate cookie crunch stuff

Smooth as Sandpaper: well ur fat

Runner of Blog: lol because i would have substituted sprinkles for cookie crunch - thats what makes me fat?! really

Smooth as Sandpaper: yes

Runner of Blog: how about the fact that I eat Mr. Softee KNOWING that i will hurt later on

Smooth as Sandpaper: that just makes u stupid

Runner of Blog: so chocolate cookie crunch = fat / ignoring my lactose problem = stupid

Smooth as Sandpaper: umm, yea pretty much